Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

One, is because they want or need something from you.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

They want to finish the job.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

And now that you know that, that having been said.

It’s no more complicated than that.

And, two alone.

And that’s it.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

There is only one thing that you can do.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?